Jarvis' System

Why fall in love when you can just fall a sleep...

"In addition to being king of the cosmos, Kronos became the Titan of time. He couldn’t pop around the time stream like Doctor Who or anything, but he could occasionally make time slow down or speed up. Whenever you’re in an incredibly boring lecture that seems to take forever, blame Kronos."
Percy Jackson’s Greek Gods (via fangirlingoverdemigods)
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"You can say “Bitch” on national television but you can’t say “Shit” because in our society it’s more acceptable to degrade women than poop."
Paul Wesselman  (via nonsorridermipiutiprego)

(Fonte: princusbeau, via awakenijng)

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astrosloth2016:

I’m not saying that I’m an amazing actor but i HAVE won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio

(Fonte: punsatisfying, via voloviaconunlibro)

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alma-vicio:

Here’s a better one sorta.

alma-vicio:

Here’s a better one sorta.

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"Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first."
Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006)

(Fonte: nakedhipstercircus, via tyleroakley)

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